Pastor Joe Nelms leads the pre-race prayer at the Nascar Nationwide series race in Nashville TN (July 23, 2011) and gives god credit for all the man made, scientifically arrived goodness that he is about to enjoy.
Oh, we’re also betting that his “smokin hot wife” is also man-made.















http://starcasm.net/archives/113207/lisa-nelms
If by “man-made” you mean “probably ate her weight in man made Twinkies to be as plump as she is” then, yes, she is also man-made.
althought I have never seen Talladega Nights with Will Ferrell, I have heard people say this is lifted nearly word for word from that movie.
Do we need more proof that these people are complete morons? Oh and why are these pastors either always Fat piggies or Gay and in the closet.