21 Facts That Evolutionists Can’t Answer

Paul O'Flaherty

I stumbled across this screen capture on some image dump site and immediately had to go track down the YouTube video that spawned such idiocy.

The video is embedded below the screen-cap for your viewing pleasure.

Facts That Evolutionists Can't Answer

16 Comments »

  1. tictacgirl January 26, 2012 at 11:12 am - Reply

    I think this has to be a troll video. It is honestly to stupid to be anything but, it did make me laugh however :) .

    • Paul O'Flaherty January 26, 2012 at 11:50 am - Reply

      Unfortunately judging by this guys YouTube channel, I don’t think he was trolling.

      • tictacgirl January 26, 2012 at 3:28 pm - Reply

        Now I am a sad panda. I was hoping people couldn’t really believe these things /sigh.

      • GmanS05 January 26, 2012 at 10:05 pm - Reply

        The video tags include “if people would just read the tags they’d know this is parody obvious satire”

  2. Paul January 26, 2012 at 11:58 am - Reply

    The original video was made by a satire channel (now closed) spoofing the Discovery Institute. This mirror (above) was apparently uploaded by a genuine Christian.

    Poe’s Law in action again!  :D

  3. Jman3030 January 27, 2012 at 1:50 am - Reply

    It takes millions of years for monkeys to evolve? Monkeys don’t live that long. <—Best one.

  4. met March 5, 2012 at 12:28 pm - Reply

    It’s only 2008 because they only started to record any kind of history when they have proof humans started to exist, that was B.C., then when they started recording history, it was A.D.. and I don’t believe in religion, although that is a huge part in the recorded history.

  5. Mike Young April 1, 2012 at 11:35 pm - Reply

    I think it’s a joke

    • Randomap June 15, 2012 at 11:12 pm - Reply

      The sad thing is, it isn’t.

  6. Flora April 2, 2012 at 12:35 am - Reply

    Look up “Gregorian Calendar” some time. Also as at least one year was cut short in the past 2000+ years (down to ONE DAY by a pope who wanted a new year all for himself). So technically for most of the year it is at least one year less than you think if you go by actual days. Now we come to the fact that the same people credited with early biblical writing were possibly to stupid or simply lacked interest in a calendar all their own until many years after the events which are the basis of the Gregorian Calendar. Those who finally did then took some shortcuts with not knowing how to fill the middle years by trying to tell us Noah and his ilk lived to be in their hundreds. Bet that saved a few chapters that would have made it all make more sense. Anyway some basic reading and an education would answer his question soon enough. Even the Creationists think the world is 600 years old so they are also not explaining 2008 all to well.

  7. Lexieecon April 16, 2012 at 6:14 pm - Reply

    …Most of those weren’t even questions. Although, on balance, the fact that they can’t tell the difference between a question and a statement is hardly surprising.

  8. Randomap June 15, 2012 at 10:52 pm - Reply

    All of them were incredibly stupid, but I’m a lazy fuck, so I’m just addressing number ten. There was an entire world for billions of years before humans existed. Humans with an intellect high enough to record time have only been around for about 2000 years. There you go, retarded creationist.

  9. Randomap June 15, 2012 at 10:59 pm - Reply

    Number nine, one of my personal favourites. I guess I’m not that lazy after all. Number nine is like saying “If Europeans “discovered” North America, why do we still have Europe?” I put “discovered” in quotations because they didn’t really discover it, there were already people living on it when they got there. A more accurate description would be that they stole it. That’s a whole other story though. Now back to religion.

  10. Randomap June 15, 2012 at 11:04 pm - Reply

    Number 14. Thank you Christians. Thank you for proving my point for me. I don’t even have to argue this one. That is circular reasoning, and circular reasoning gets you nowhere.

  11. Randomap June 15, 2012 at 11:07 pm - Reply

    Number 17. Nope, the bananas we all know and love have been genetically engineered to fit our hand. A real banana is shorter, rounder instead of being a pentagon shape, and contains seeds. Look that shit up.

  12. Mike Calhoun June 19, 2012 at 2:34 pm - Reply

    Has to be trollin’

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