Or maybe it should be – “Why Satan would be more powerful that God, if deities actually existed”.

Someone dropped this image into the show notes for Nothing Serious last night, and while we didn’t get to mention it, I think it makes excellent fodder for this site.

For all you Satan lovers out there!

(Editors note – From HBO’s Mr. Show.)

You’ve got nothing if you don’t have standards, except perhaps a bad case of genital herpes…

That’s why I don’t follow Jesus.

Finally a use for those stupid fish:  annoying Christians.

Not content with that upstart Jesus making appearances in clouds, testicular tumors, vines and the like, Satan has decided to prove that he too has enough power to manifest in a jar a honey mustard.

Via Reddit.