Jesus may provide his followers with salvation but he never gave them spellcheck.
The true story of Easter.
Well as far as zombie worship goes anyway.
Loosely translated from the original Hebrew, “Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani?!!!” I think a simple OMG dost suffice.
Doesn’t sound like the words of a man with a plan, does it?
From all of us here at UnfollowingJesus.com, Happy Zombie Jesus Day!