Jesus may provide his followers with salvation but he never gave them spellcheck.
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The true story of Easter.
Well as far as zombie worship goes anyway.
Loosely translated from the original Hebrew, “Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani?!!!” I think a simple OMG dost suffice.
Doesn’t sound like the words of a man with a plan, does it?
From all of us here at UnfollowingJesus.com, Happy Zombie Jesus Day!
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