I’ll trade you Wino Jesus and Emo Yahweh for Tick-Tock Muhammed if you throw in Pedophile Pope and Blue-Vein Vishnu.
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Dictionary of Religion: Prophet
proph·et [prof-it} noun Origin: Early sanskrit A liar, swindler, charlatan. A person of unsavory character who fabricates stories in order to gain money, power, or both. Examples: Joseph Ratzinger, Joseph Smith, Jesus Christ (a fabrication of a previous prophet or group of prophets), Muhammed, Kirk Cameron, Glenn Beck, Ted Haggard, Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson
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What are you laughing at, Christians?
If you believe in a “messiah” or “rapture”, you’re a false prophet too.
Asses Can Always Be Arranged!
“And when they drew nigh unto Jerusalem, and were come to Bethphage, unto the mount of Olives, then sent Jesus two disciples, 2 Saying unto them, Go into the village over against you, and straightway ye shall find an ass tied, and a colt with her: loose them, and bring them unto me. 3 And [...]
Lego Prophet
Now you can pretend to be polygamous pedophile prophet too!
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