I’ll trade you Wino Jesus and Emo Yahweh for Tick-Tock Muhammed if you throw in Pedophile Pope and Blue-Vein Vishnu.

proph·et [prof-it} noun Origin: Early sanskrit

A liar, swindler, charlatan. A person of unsavory character who fabricates stories in order to gain money, power, or both.

Examples: Joseph Ratzinger, Joseph Smith, Jesus Christ (a fabrication of a previous prophet or group of prophets), Muhammed, Kirk Cameron, Glenn Beck, Ted Haggard, Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson

If you believe in a “messiah” or “rapture”, you’re a false prophet too.

“And when they drew nigh unto Jerusalem, and were come to Bethphage, unto the mount of Olives, then sent Jesus two disciples, 2 Saying unto them, Go into the village over against you, and straightway ye shall find an ass tied, and a colt with her: loose them, and bring them unto me. 3 And if any man say ought unto you, ye shall say, The Lord hath need of them; and straightway he will send them. 4 All this was done, that it might be fulfilled which was spoken by the prophet, saying, 5 Tell ye the daughter of Sion, Behold, thy King cometh unto thee, meek, and sitting upon an ass, and a colt the foal of an ass. 6 And the disciples went, and did as Jesus commanded them, 7 And brought the ass, and the colt, and put on them their clothes, and they set him thereon.” (Matthew 21:1-7 KJV)

All of this nonsense was apparently done so that the prophecy could be fulfilled.

“Asses can always be arranged!”  -  Christopher Hitchens

First century theocratic charlatans can also be arranged.