We spend the first year teaching children to walk and talk and the rest of their lives telling them to shut up and sit down.

Sage advice that hits close to my heart as I am going to be a dad at the beginning of August.

Neil deGrasse Tyson just keeps dropping these supremely quotable statements:

If you are looking for boring descriptions of why creationism is wrong… You won’t find it here. Please refrain from drinking any and all fluid while watching this video! UFJ is not responsible.

Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson claims the title “scientist” above all other “ists.” And yet, he says he is “constantly claimed by atheists.” So where does he stand? “Neil deGrasse, widely claimed by atheists, is actually an agnostic.”

How does his stance strike you?

The Alcalde, official magazine of the Texas Exes (University of Texas), has declared Neil deGrasse Tyson  the sexiest astrophysicist alive.

Reports are coming is that Stephen Hawking is pissed at this decision and is quoted as saying: “Obviously brains aren’t everything in this competition, but at least I get way more poonany and that’s what’s important. Right?”.