You’ve got nothing if you don’t have standards, except perhaps a bad case of genital herpes… That’s why I don’t follow Jesus.
Tag Archive for Jesus
That Will Help You Get To Him Faster
Nothing like relying on Jesus to keep you safe!
Kill Him Again!
We know where the hammer and nails are Jesus. Bring it on!
Who Would Jesus Shoot?
Jesus would definitely unload his revolver on some liberal scum to preserve property.
Al Franken’s “Supply Side Jesus” Comic Gets Animated
I’m going to leave this here with just the comment that I couldn’t have laughed harder watching it.
This Is Why We Have Caller ID
What’s worse is that it was a wrong number. Reddit.
Raptor Jesus
Show me where it says he’s not…bet ya can’t!
Occupy Palestine
The nonsense stops here, hippie!
Asshole Jesus
Some people see Jesus in a slice of toast, others find him in more inspiring places.
Jesus Came Back – And Got Detention
Which raises the question of, if Jesus did return would any of his followers even believe him?
Jesus Nailed…Your Mom
Your Mom has a “personal” relationship with Jesus.
What Does Jesus Love?
Wonderful advertising juxtaposition to bring a little giggle to you morning. Via Inquistr, who happen to think this is horribly offensive and “bordering on slander”.
Satan’s Ride
Finally a use for those stupid fish: annoying Christians.
Drinking Games With Jesus
Who wouldn’t want to play drinking games with a man who can turn water into wine? Can he turn it into Vodka too? That’s got to be easier, right? Via Reddit.
Jesus Vs Doctor Who
I reject your deity and replace it with one of my own. Home on the strange.
Modern Jesus
“Early in the morning, as he was on his way back to the city, he was hungry. Seeing a gas station selling Fig Newtons by the road, he bought some but found no figs inside. Then he said “May Nabisco never bear profit again!” And the company withered and went bankrupt.”
Drunk Jesus Prank
Looks like too much water was changed into too much wine. Again. Jesus needs an intervention.
Jesus Gets His Nails Done
Glad to see he’s finally using that gift certificate his dad and I got him.
There Is No Bacon
Jesus and Mohammed get into a discussion with a bartender. Jesus and Mo.
Fishin’ with Jesus
Got my limit! Three carp and 10 sinners! Brought to you by AtheistConnection
