But let’s not forget that Jesus can turn water into wine… right?
I guess the difference between a deity and a zombie is the amount of decomposition that has occurred?
The parallels I feel between Jesus and my younger years are so strong right now.
When the Bible was being cobbled together, perhaps the inventors should have tried to make the stories fit.
Christian women are embracing dance moves once reserved for strip clubs in a bid that is supposed to bring them closer to God. It’s not about sex, it’s about Jesus!
Does this mean I don’t have to hand over my stack of dollar bills when they start dancing?