I’m beginning to notice an unhealthy obsession with filling holes.
Tag Archive for funny
Glory, Glory Hallelujah
“He told me to close my eyes and accept god’s punishment.”
The Reason People Believe In An Afterlife
While I may not agree that’s it’s the “only” reason, it’s certainly one of the reasons.
First Thing She Does
No you know exactly why Jesus had to “save” us all. It’s all the woman’s fault, they just never listen.
Finally, Proof That There Is A God
Between this and the banana I’m starting to wonder why masturbation is frowned upon.
It’s A Miracle
Remember peeps, all credit for your accomplishments must go to where they truly belong – the invisible man in the sky.
Who’d Have Thought Irony Could Be So Affordable?
Jim Ed submitted this photo taken in a store in Toronto by his son who is a sociology professor at the University of British Columbia. Who’d have thought irony could be so affordable?
I’ll Pray For You
Just a handy little translation so that you know what somebody really means when they say “I’ll pray for you”.
Wings of a Dragon
Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman (that’s Ron Swanson to you) find out what happens when a paleontologist loves a creationist.
Proton Packs At The Ready For Their Greatest Challenge Yet
The Ghostbusters face their greatest challenge yet, but where is Winston Zeddemore?
There IS Life After Death
Us atheists were wrong all along. Oh, hang on, maybe not.
Kids Should Not Be Exposed To Such Things
No kids. You can’t have those games and books or watch that filth on TV. They’ll make you violent and morally depraved.
21 Facts That Evolutionists Can’t Answer
I stumbled across this screen capture on some image dump site and immediately had to go track down the YouTube video that spawned such idiocy. The video is embedded below the screen-cap for your viewing pleasure.
What Have You Got Without Standards?
You’ve got nothing if you don’t have standards, except perhaps a bad case of genital herpes… That’s why I don’t follow Jesus.
It’s Okay To Enjoy “Adult” Entertainment
If it was good enough for god to indulge in then it should be perfectly fine for the rest of us.
God Reminds Us That He Is Here
And now dear readers, you know exactly why that happens to your camera.
Fine-Tuned Universe
One gets the impression that proponents of the “fine-tuned universe” argument didn’t think it through very well. (Some NSFW language).
Reading The Bible
It’s not like anybody pays any attention to the Terms and Conditions anyway! Endless Origami.
But I Heard A Voice…
You’re not alone. Apparently a good number of the failed U.S. Presidential candidates heard that same voice too… Rat Road.
God Bless America
George, I’m certain it’s because of the National Anthem, it has to be… I’ve never had Rice-A-Roni!
