As you know, 62% of children who enter college with a faith conviction leave without it. Only someone completely blinded by the indoctrination of religion could fail to see the irony and ridiculousness of this argument.
Tag Archive for faith
Facts Don’t Count
Neither does the ability to spell, apparently.
Biblical Chemistry
Faith is nearly the exact antithesis of knowledge. If religion gets anything right, it’s by accident. Being dead wrong about the origins of the universe and our planet can be considered less intelligent than having no opinion whatsoever on the origins of our universe and our planet. In that sense, narwhals are more intelligent than [...]
The Google Test
Presidential candidate Tim Pawlenty proposed in a recent debate that ”if you can find a good or service on the internet, then the federal government probably doesn’t need to be doing it.” In his recent book which was obviously written to precede a presidential run, he espouses faith as a virtue. An interview can be read [...]
Prayer vs. Bayer
Put your faith in the Bayer Corporation!
Putting Faith in its Place
The properties that people assign to invisible agents with no basis of doing so are fallacious ideas. There is no reason to assign omnipotence, omnipresence, omniscience, or omnibenevolence to an invisible eternal Jew, nor any of his colleagues.
Fork in the Road
You can only go one way. One road leads to the tooth fairy, Santa Clause, unicorns, and Jesus. The other leads to the advancement of society.
Religious Dessert
If your faith is great enough, it still tastes good.
Philosoraptor Abuse
False. The profession that there is no “God” is a product of contrary evidence based on the preposterous contradiction of the religions. That, and the fact that Justin Bieber is allowed to produce music.
Reason vs. Faith
“Don’t think about it, just do it.” “Yes mein Fuhrer.”
The Medicine Of Faith
If thy faith is so great, go not to a hospital but a church instead. Or perhaps go nowhere at all. Thou dost have eternal bliss to look forward to.
You Gotta Have Faith
Faith: Making logic and reason unnecessary since man first worshiped the sun.
Screw Facts – Have Faith
So, remember folks, if your faith is big enough, the fact that you require oxygen to live won’t matter. Would love to see and astronaut test that.
Well Done Christianity
For those of you wondering why Jesus Christ hasn’t returned, now you know!
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God Approved Belief Protectors
Protect your beliefs with style.
Because Thinking Is Hard
Because peer pressure, conformity and not having your own opinion is the way to go!
Trust In God
You should place your trust in God. Just ignore the fact that the church doesn’t.
Irony Of Church
Yep, there’s nothing quite like public displays of charity, piety and wearing your Sunday best in order to impress the Jones’s and attempt to trick everyone into thinking your a wonderful, caring, spiritual person. Then after your 45 minutes in mass you bugger off to the nearest bar where you drink like a fish, spend [...]
Still Believe In The Easter Bunny?
Do you still believe in the Easter Bunny? How about Santa? The Tooth Fairy? No? Hmm… I sense an illogical argument approaching!
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