Tag Archive for faith

Santorum: Colleges Diminishing Faith

Santorum: Colleges Diminishing Faith

As you know, 62% of children who enter college with a faith conviction leave without it. Only someone completely blinded by the indoctrination of religion could fail to see the irony and ridiculousness of this argument.

Facts Don’t Count

Facts Don't Count

Neither does the ability to spell, apparently.

Biblical Chemistry

Biblical Chemistry

Faith is nearly the exact antithesis of knowledge.  If religion gets anything right, it’s by accident. Being dead wrong about the origins of the universe and our planet can be considered less intelligent than having no opinion whatsoever on the origins of our universe and our planet.  In that sense, narwhals are more intelligent than [...]

The Google Test

The Google Test

Presidential candidate Tim Pawlenty proposed in a recent debate that ”if you can find a good or service on the internet, then the federal government probably doesn’t need to be doing it.” In his recent book which was obviously written to precede a presidential run, he espouses faith as a virtue.  An interview can be read [...]

Prayer vs. Bayer

Prayer vs. Bayer

Put your faith in the Bayer Corporation!

Putting Faith in its Place

Putting Faith in its Place

The properties that people assign to invisible agents with no basis of doing so are fallacious ideas.  There is no reason to assign omnipotence, omnipresence, omniscience, or omnibenevolence to an invisible eternal Jew, nor any of his colleagues.  

Fork in the Road

Fork in the Road

You can only go one way.  One road leads to the tooth fairy, Santa Clause, unicorns, and Jesus.  The other leads to the advancement of society.

Religious Dessert

Religious Dessert

If your faith is great enough, it still tastes good.

Philosoraptor Abuse

Philosoraptor Abuse

False.  The profession that there is no “God” is a product of contrary evidence  based on the preposterous contradiction of the religions.  That, and the fact that Justin Bieber is allowed to produce music.

Reason vs. Faith

Reason vs. Faith

“Don’t think about it, just do it.” “Yes mein Fuhrer.”

The Medicine Of Faith

The Medicine Of Faith

If thy faith is so great, go not to a hospital but a church instead. Or perhaps go nowhere at all.  Thou dost have eternal bliss to look forward to.

You Gotta Have Faith

You Gotta Have Faith

Faith:  Making logic and reason unnecessary since man first worshiped the sun.

Screw Facts – Have Faith

Screw Facts - Have Faith

So, remember folks, if your faith is big enough, the fact that you require oxygen to live won’t matter. Would love to see and astronaut test that.

Well Done Christianity

Well Done Christianity

For those of you wondering why Jesus Christ hasn’t returned, now you know!

God Approved Belief Protectors

God Approved Belief Protectors

Protect your beliefs with style.

Because Thinking Is Hard

Because Thinking Is Hard

Because peer pressure, conformity and not having your own opinion is the way to go!

Trust In God

Trust In God

You should place your trust in God. Just ignore the fact that the church doesn’t.

Irony Of Church

Irony Of Church

Yep, there’s nothing quite like public displays of charity, piety and wearing your Sunday best in order to impress the Jones’s and attempt to trick everyone into thinking your a wonderful, caring, spiritual person. Then after your 45 minutes in mass you bugger off to the nearest bar where you drink like a fish, spend [...]

Still Believe In The Easter Bunny?

Still Believe In The Easter Bunny?

Do you still believe in the Easter Bunny? How about Santa? The Tooth Fairy? No? Hmm… I sense an illogical argument approaching!