Crucifixion? Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each.
Take that Atheists! I’m adopting Christianity! The baby Jesus cheeto is undeniable. Still don’t believe me, check out baby Jesus on the cross cheeto!
Looks like too much water was changed into too much wine. Again. Jesus needs an intervention.
This man manages to find intersecting molecules and has a religious epiphany.