Tag Archive for Christianity

My Irony Alarm Is Wailing

My Irony Alarm Is Wailing

I wonder if some people ever sit down and actually think before typing or speaking.

Why Hath Thou Forsaken Me?

Why Hath Thou Forsaken Me?

Arguably a valid question from the gospel of Matthew (27:46). My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?

The Price of Rape

The Price of Rape

The book of objective morality tells us that rape has a price that must be paid.  The price of rape is paid in silver, which also has a price which is traded on the commodities market.  The price of rape is directly proportional to the price of silver. There are those that argue that the [...]

Praystation

Praystation

Although the Bible is highly entertaining, it’s a lame past time.

Atheism Sucks!

Atheism Sucks!

I feel bad for this kid, I really do. To be that young and have such a skewed and brainwashed view of the world.

Christian Kids Covering “My Humps” And “Don’t Cha”

Christian Kids Covering “My Humps” And “Don’t Cha”

Oh those Christians are so original with their altering of songs in, oh so clever ways to make them about Jesus and how terrible the baby eating atheists are… Deep down inside, I’m hoping these videos are the work of a master troll and what they appear to be.

Just Like Jesus

Just Like Jesus

Turned water into wine (second best party trick ever), hung out with a prostitute and 12 guys in dresses… not sure about the blow, but it would certainly explain a few things…

What If Islam Is True? – Sam Harris

What If Islam Is True? – Sam Harris

During a debate with William Lane Craig, Sam Harris points out that if Islam is true, everyone in the audience will go to hell forever, yet they don’t seem to be worried about that possibility.

Plagiarism Or Trolling?

Plagiarism Or Trolling?

This was found in a Christian newsletter and I’m hoping it’s an awesome Rick Roll rather than plagiarism. Via.

It’s A Joke Right?

It's A Joke Right?

No seriously, the front page of this college newspaper had to be written as s supremely sarcastic joke – right? Via Reddit.

Pat Condell: In Superstition We Trust

Pat Condell:  In Superstition We Trust

Pat Condell decries the insanely religious culture of America.  ”Insanely Religious” is no understatement.  What two words could possibly better describe a country that could produce a “creation museum” and “creation scientists”, televangelists, and Ted Haggard?

Jesus Fo Sho

Jesus Fo Sho

I’m really sorry ’bout your religion and I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems but a God ain’t one.

The Problem With Religion

The Problem With Religion

I’ve been asked more than a few times why Atheists can’t just leave other people alone and stop pointing out the flaws and fallacies inherent in the belief systems of the religious. My answer is simple. We’ll stop when you stop trying to force your particular brand of belief on everyone else. Case in point [...]

Drunk Jesus Prank

Drunk Jesus Prank

Looks like too much water was changed into too much wine.  Again.  Jesus needs an intervention.

Judgment Day 2.0

Judgment Day 2.0

It seems our stroke-ridden charlatan preacher is at it again.  When last we left him, we joyously laughed at his failure, which was as certain to us as his revelation was to him.  This time, he’s hedging his bets, and he isn’t getting near the press coverage he had last time which was used to [...]

Christians Are So Awful…

Christians Are So Awful...

It takes a special kind of awful to push a deity to suicide. Via Reddit.

Biblical Chemistry

Biblical Chemistry

Faith is nearly the exact antithesis of knowledge.  If religion gets anything right, it’s by accident. Being dead wrong about the origins of the universe and our planet can be considered less intelligent than having no opinion whatsoever on the origins of our universe and our planet.  In that sense, narwhals are more intelligent than [...]

If Christians Advertised The Truth About The Bible

If Christians Advertised The Truth About The Bible

They may even may even make converts out of “forever alone” nerds with advertising like that. Via Think Atheist.

Fishin’ with Jesus

Fishin' with Jesus

Got my limit!  Three carp and 10 sinners!  Brought to you by AtheistConnection

Replace Halloween With JesusWeen?

Replace Halloween With JesusWeen?

Add an “er” or an “ie” and you may be on the right track as Christians again try to shove the cock of their religion down the throats of others. Via. & JesusWeen.com