There is nothing sexier than Christian pickup lines.

No religion, no money, and photon torpedoes.  The future looks bright.

Your brain can fight this all you want! It still exists, and some ignorant fundamentalist thinks this is ok in someway! I am still trying to figure out what exactly is this Jesus saving now… Publishers Clearing House? Playboy? Oh, wait I know! Mitt Romney’s weekly newsletter on how to better subjugate women and the minority population… It still doesn’t make sense.

Yet another church sign showing that ever-so-Christian attitude, and obviously a very poor understanding of evolution.

This man manages to find intersecting molecules and has a religious epiphany.