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Tag Archive for Christ
Sarah Palin Meets Jesus Christ
This is an official entry for the Xtranormal Summer Movie Contest, done by “1terry”. He captures Palin’s ignorance perfectly. He’s sure as hell got my vote.
Missing Jesus
They should have used more than a few nails.
DIY Cross
I thought Jesus was a carpenter? Can’t he build his own?
Eucharist In A Can
Jesus Christ! That looks delicious!
OBITUARY: Jesus H. Christ
Jesus Herman Christ was found murdered behind a Denny’s restaurant in suburban Palestine late last Thursday. While it initially appeared that he had died from injuries sustained from a crucifixion, an autopsy report revealed that he had actually died because of the sins of all mankind. The coroner noted that Christ appeared to be a [...]
Jesus Christ the Gigolo
Call him, he misses you!
Christ The Evangelist
He’s back, and he brought backup.
Dark Ages
Thanks to Saul of Tarsus. Progress is overrated anyway.
Jesus And Friends
Hopefully Jesus wrapped it up.
Passed Out Jesus
Too many miracles, and too much malt liquor.
Maury Christmas
Ladies: If you’re ever in a similar situation, just say that God did it. Hey, it’s worked for over 2000 years!
Miracles
David Blaine, Harry Houdini, David Copperfield, Jesus Christ. At least Jesus didn’t charge admission. All he asked for was your soul.
Religion: Piss On It
Time to flush those excess superstitions right down the toilet.
Wrong Film
You’re looking for the set of “The Lion King”. Two doors down, right after Star Wars!
Well Done Christianity
For those of you wondering why Jesus Christ hasn’t returned, now you know!
Tagged as: bible, Christ, Christianity, facepalm, fail, faith, faithpalm, Jesus, Jesus Christ, statue
Still Believe In The Easter Bunny?
Do you still believe in the Easter Bunny? How about Santa? The Tooth Fairy? No? Hmm… I sense an illogical argument approaching!
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