That’s my problem right there. Who knows what else fell out as well. No wonder I’m losing things all the time.

That’s my problem right there. Who knows what else fell out as well. No wonder I’m losing things all the time.


Zombie Apostles: They take you literally.

Zombie Jesus is coming to get you…

From all of us here at UnfollowingJesus.com, Happy Zombie Jesus Day!
Mary Maynard has returned to her home town to mend the relationship with her devout priest father, but Zombie Jesus has his own plans for their reunion.