If this was a game on Xbox Live they “Grand Prairie Family Church” would have unlocked the “supreme ignorance” achievement.

I’m also going to drop this link here, which is just the English translations of the bible and contains no less than 7 versions of the King James bible, (not counting children’s, “easy reading” or bibles based on the King James version) which is itself a revision, for any theist to read before getting their panties in a knot.

Your brain can fight this all you want! It still exists, and some ignorant fundamentalist thinks this is ok in someway! I am still trying to figure out what exactly is this Jesus saving now… Publishers Clearing House? Playboy? Oh, wait I know! Mitt Romney’s weekly newsletter on how to better subjugate women and the minority population… It still doesn’t make sense.

Noah gets totally stressed out about the logistics of taking every species of animal on Earth onto a boat for over a month.

They claim that video games need to be banned because of promoting violence and fear and a a bad influence on children.

“The eye that mocks a  father, that scorns obedience to a mother, will be pecked out by ravens of the valley, will be eaten by vultures.”

Proverbs 30:17 – New International Version (NIV)

There’s a good book you just have to read! It’s filled with good, evil and magic!