Religious Dictionary: Revelation

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rev·e·la·tion

[rev-uh-ley-shuhn]

–noun

1. the act of revealing privileged and previously unknown information, usually to an illiterate fool in the desert.

2. something revealed or disclosed, especially a striking disclosure, as of something not before realized.

Example: The Lord revealed the Ten Commandments to Moses at Mount Sinai, because the Jews were previously unaware that murder, theft, and perjury were immoral.

3. The final book in “The Bible”, where Jesus throws a tantrum and destroys everything and everyone, save a few devout Christians like Pat Robertson. See also: Apocalypse.

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I am Tha Lord your God. Creator of Heaven and Earth and all that bullshit. I don't mean that I am Allah, or Yahweh, or Jesus, or any of that silliness. I've been out of communication with you for over 2000 years. I have seen the horrible atrocities committed in my name. It's time to clear things up.

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towercam July 2, 2011 at 4:01 pm - Reply
Pat Robertson is about as devout a christian as I am. He’s a deluded, power hungry old man. If anybody deserves to go to heaven, it isn’t Roberson. Just sayin’…
- GaMzEe MaKaRa December 18, 2011 at 7:20 am - Reply
  And that’s way its funny.