Religious Dictionary: Messiah

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Mes·si·ah (m-s)

n.

1. also Mes·si·as (m-ss) The anticipated savior of the Jews.  This person is expected to be an American fundamentalist President who will double the funds and military assistance given to Israel.  They’ve only received a trillion dollars of assistance so far.
2. also Messias Christianity Jesus.  Oddly, a Jewish carpenter that roamed the desert pissing off Jews.
3. messiah One who is anticipated as, regarded as, or professes to be a savior or liberator. Example:  Peyton Manning was drafted by the Colts, and liberated them from the doldrums of the NFL.
Peyton Manning

2 Comments »

  1. Pastor Phister Gagghol July 5, 2011 at 5:25 am - Reply

    For Archie so loved the world that he gave his second begotten son so that
    the Colts should not perish, but have winning seasons.

  2. major Cha September 30, 2011 at 7:12 pm - Reply

    Lets be realistic here, we all know that Tom Brady is the real messiah ;-}

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