This was found in a Christian newsletter and I’m hoping it’s an awesome Rick Roll rather than plagiarism.

This was found in a Christian newsletter and I’m hoping it’s an awesome Rick Roll rather than plagiarism.

We spend the first year teaching children to walk and ...
Paul, Daniel and Steven discuss the statute of limitations on fraud, examples ...
We spend the first year teaching children to walk and ...
Paul, Daniel and Steven discuss the statute of limitations on fraud, examples ...
After 5 failed attempts to record this episode frustrations run just a ...
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So much going on with this I hardly know where to begin. Oh wait, actually, I do know.
“God is never going to let you down”
Really? REEAAALLLYYY??? Never? Not once? So I guess ALL prayers are answered? Damn, that’s some serious breaking news right there! Why isn’t someone reporting this. Oh sure, they will say it is all “In God’s Plan” but God is the most “letting you down” guy EVER. Actually, if God had to be elected his slogan would be “Ignoring your pleas for help since the dawn of creation!”
God as receptacle for parent issues, that’s a new one. /sarcasm
It’s a song.
but i agree
“God” would be a huge douche if he existed.