Neil deGrasse Tyson Is Officially The Sexiest Astrophysicist Alive – Stephen Hawking Unimpressed

Paul O'Flaherty

The Alcalde, official magazine of the Texas Exes (University of Texas), has declared Neil deGrasse Tyson  the sexiest astrophysicist alive.

Reports are coming is that Stephen Hawking is pissed at this decision and is quoted as saying: “Obviously brains aren’t everything in this competition, but at least I get way more poonany and that’s what’s important. Right?”.

Neil Degrasse Tyson Is Officially The Sexiest Astrophysicist Alive - Stephen Hawking Unimpressed

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  1. Jesereth March 11, 2012 at 11:59 am - Reply

    Both he and Stephen Hawking are demi-gods among mortals.

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