God Is Against Adultery, Right?

Paul O'Flaherty

Did god get a special exemption from his own rules, or did he just say: “Oh fuck it, she’s got a nice rack and  I’m god. Who’s going to stop me?”

God Against Adultery

5 Comments »

  1. Jeena February 26, 2012 at 10:24 am - Reply

    The woman was not married yet.

    • Mr. Human February 26, 2012 at 11:02 am - Reply

      so he has sex outside of marriage…  and if god is the “father of mankind” and he impregnates his children does that make him incestual? and i dont remember Mary consenting to spectral fertalization in any of the stories.

  2. Durbanvillerockschoole February 26, 2012 at 12:19 pm - Reply

    Epic fail dude Mary wasn’t married. Hence why they had to flee.

    • GmanS05 February 27, 2012 at 11:56 am - Reply

       ”Hence why they had to flee”?
      The only fleeing in the birth narratives [Matthew, specifically] was to avoid Herod’s fabled slaughter of the innocent. It’s true Mary was not yet married, but there is no reason to make stuff up.

  3. Simon Mark George March 10, 2012 at 9:51 pm - Reply

    ‘she’s got a nice rack and  I’m god. Who’s going to stop me?’ Buahhaha awesome! Best line I’ve read in a while!

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