Flirt and Convert?

Mary Magdalene

There is nothing sexier than Christian pickup lines.

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Some call her a whore, but those who know her know she's just a laid back girl who likes to have a good time. Her turn-ons include silk, satin, and guys who rise from the dead.

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me June 15, 2012 at 11:35 am - Reply
Twists my insides
TheBigBlueFrog June 15, 2012 at 12:01 pm - Reply
“Is this seat saved?”
“No.”
“Are you?”
“No, I’m free. You can sit on my face or my lap. Your choice.”
Atheism by Fire June 16, 2012 at 5:00 am - Reply
Sounds like a catholic at the park…I believe a restraining order would do the trick.