“Early in the morning, as he was on his way back to the city, he was hungry. Seeing a gas station selling Fig Newtons by the road, he bought some but found no figs inside. Then he said “May Nabisco never bear profit again!” And the company withered and went bankrupt.”

A pursuit or interest to which someone ascribes supreme importance

• - consumerism is the new religion

Google.

Significantly less, as it turns out.

No seriously, the front page of this college newspaper had to be written as s supremely sarcastic joke – right?

Via Reddit.

Copy & Paste – God did it first!

SMBC.