Patton Oswalt comments on dry Christian vaginas and biblical torture porn.
Liberal Jesus disapproves of this Tea-Party nonsense.
While some people see Jesus is a cloud or a slice of toast, and some folk see the the Virgin Mary in a cupcake, the coolest people see Admiral Ackbar in a water stain.
{ I find it kind of ironic that Jesus was nailed to a cross, and Thor's main weapon is a hammer. }
{ and i don't have enough sex to be abstinent. } { don't take god's goddamn name in vain, goddamn it! i'm just kidding, it's not like he actually exists to do anything about it. }
{ Tattoos are a way of expressing yourself, not combating religion or its theology. Art can be disturbing depending on the viewer. What you find disturbing others... } { I thought you would like that... }
