Less bulletproof glass, more honesty.
Tha Lord blesses any man that calls Jerry Falwell or his televangelist jet-set friends a “vulgar fraud and crook, a racketeer, a religious nutcase, a treasoner”. Call it like you see it, my disciples!
Even better “ugly little charlatan, little toad, horrible little person, evil old man, huckster-like, and bully”.
A man that will forever live in infamy for exposing the Teletubby evil. Jerry Falwell, we miss thee. We hope one day that Glenn Beck or Rush Limbaugh may one day speak out on the evil of children’s cartoonish programming and provide more fodder for ridicule.
Damn dirty sinners and their logical thinking! Get off our country!
This one man is for all intents and purposes the founder of all three “Abrahamic” religions. I’m talking about Christianity, Islam, and Judaism. Yes, almost all of the strife in the world today can be traced back to this man. In today’s society if a man professes to hear the word of God, and then decides to sacrifice someone, he is labeled as mentally insane and tossed into a padded room. This was not the case in the primitive holy land. Instead, he was exalted for his faith and thus were born three religions that are similar in nature. By similar I mean they all believe in the correctness of their beliefs and they all want to murder each other either here or in the “afterlife”.
This man believed that God had spoken to him. In a test of his faith, God asked him to sacrifice his son. Just before the aforementioned holy slaying of a child, an “angel” interfered. Instead of incarcerating this man, he was exalted for his great faith. If only the angel had been late, we might not have had to put up with the incessant rants, religious wars, and religious slavery. To summarize, this psychopath is revered by irrational believers of three faiths, but he sounds like a complete asshole to me.
“Hey! You’re not supposed to murder your own children, asshole!”
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Thou shalt all be relieved that the new Vatican policy on child rape…is exactly the same as the old policy on child rape. It’s worked so well before!
To summarize:
- Clergy are not required to report abuse or suspected abuse to the police
- The pope has the authority to defrock a priest for abuse. Rape = Unemployment
- The statute of limitations has been raised from 10 to 20 years.
- The church will not release names of the accused or convicted.
The moral of the story is that crusty old celibate men who seek thy money also seek anal sex with children. Thou should never leave thy children alone with clergy. Also, just to be on the safe side, never leave them alone with Jesus either.
Jesus loves you more than you would ever know. Watch your rear.
