Mes·si·ah (m-s)

n.

1. also Mes·si·as (m-ss) The anticipated savior of the Jews.  This person is expected to be an American fundamentalist President who will double the funds and military assistance given to Israel.  They’ve only received a trillion dollars of assistance so far.

2. also Messias Christianity Jesus.  Oddly, a Jewish carpenter that roamed the desert pissing off Jews.

3. messiah One who is anticipated as, regarded as, or professes to be a savior or liberator. Example:  Peyton Manning was drafted by the Colts, and liberated them from the doldrums of the NFL.

proph·et [prof-it} noun Origin: Early sanskrit

A liar, swindler, charlatan. A person of unsavory character who fabricates stories in order to gain money, power, or both.

Examples: Joseph Ratzinger, Joseph Smith, Jesus Christ (a fabrication of a previous prophet or group of prophets), Muhammed, Kirk Cameron, Glenn Beck, Ted Haggard, Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson

Presidential candidate Tim Pawlenty proposed in a recent debate that ”if you can find a good or service on the internet, then the federal government probably doesn’t need to be doing it.”

In his recent book which was obviously written to precede a presidential run, he espouses faith as a virtue.  An interview can be read HERE.

Let’s try his test out.

Google search for Bible:  Click Here

By his logic, the Bible doesn’t belong anywhere in government or politics.  And neither does he.