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Religious Dictionary: Messiah

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Mes·si·ah (m-s)

n.

1. also Mes·si·as (m-ss) The anticipated savior of the Jews.  This person is expected to be an American fundamentalist President who will double the funds and military assistance given to Israel.  They’ve only received a trillion dollars of assistance so far.
2. also Messias Christianity Jesus.  Oddly, a Jewish carpenter that roamed the desert pissing off Jews.
3. messiah One who is anticipated as, regarded as, or professes to be a savior or liberator. Example:  Peyton Manning was drafted by the Colts, and liberated them from the doldrums of the NFL.
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Religious Dictionary: Revelation

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rev·e·la·tion

[rev-uh-ley-shuhn]

–noun

1. the act of revealing privileged and previously unknown information, usually to an illiterate fool in the desert.
2. something revealed or disclosed, especially a striking disclosure, as of something not before realized.
Example:  The Lord revealed the Ten Commandments to Moses at Mount Sinai, because the Jews were previously unaware that murder, theft, and perjury were immoral.
3.  The final book  in “The Bible”, where Jesus throws a tantrum and destroys everything and everyone, save a few devout Christians like Pat Robertson.  See also:  Apocalypse.
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Dictionary of Religion: Prophet

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proph·et [prof-it} noun Origin: Early sanskrit

A liar, swindler, charlatan. A person of unsavory character who fabricates stories in order to gain money, power, or both.

Examples: Joseph Ratzinger, Joseph Smith, Jesus Christ (a fabrication of a previous prophet or group of prophets), Muhammed, Kirk Cameron, Glenn Beck, Ted Haggard, Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson

The Google Test

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Presidential candidate Tim Pawlenty proposed in a recent debate that ”if you can find a good or service on the internet, then the federal government probably doesn’t need to be doing it.”

In his recent book which was obviously written to precede a presidential run, he espouses faith as a virtue.  An interview can be read HERE.

Tim Pawlenty Courage To StandLet’s try his test out.

Google search for Bible:  Click Here

By his logic, the Bible doesn’t belong anywhere in government or politics.  And neither does he.

 

 

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