I came across this on imgur and suddenly, like Zeus hit me in the butt with a bolt of lighting, everything made so much perfect sense.
What? You didn’t think they spent all those Sunday mornings going around from door to door for nothing, did you?
Is that Moses, or did Gandalf have his Prince Albert piercing go horribly wrong?
Maybe going with a bolt of lighting would have been a better choice?
No luxurious baths for you matey!