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Sinking to the Lowest Common Denominator

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A Fox News page on Facebook was recently littered with violent rhetoric.  The page was on the controversy surrounding a Christian monument at the site of the 9/11 memorial and the American Atheist organization’s lawsuit in response to it.  This is a screen shot of just some of the comments posted by the followers of gentle Jesus, meek and mild:

violentmessagesThe obvious irony here is that these people represent the sort of Jihadist religious ideals that brought the World Trade Center to a pile of rubble in the first place.  It is this type of thinking that divides, fractures, and reduces a nation to it’s lowest common denominator, well represented by the above members of American society.  The self-evident truth is that not all minds are created equal.  Some of them represent the very base of the gene pool, the most highly un-evolved thinkers that mankind has to offer.  The above are just that.

While it may be tempting to fully sink to their level, there are more devastating ways to rebut the mania represented by the lowest base of the Christian morality.  While I certainly wouldn’t instruct you to love neighbors such as these, and I certainly wouldn’t offer the Heimlich maneuver to any of the above that happen to choke on their communion wafer, we can take great satisfaction in the fact that the threats of these people are hollow, inert, and pointless.  Why?  Because America is most certainly not a Christian nation, but most certainly a secular one.  It is a secular nation with laws that simply will not tolerate the type of violence that these people advocate.  They have done the rest of us a favor, by willingly pushing Christian mania toward the fringe of society.  They are doing our work themselves.

Thank you, violent Christian bigots, for exposing your true feelings.  You’ve exposed just how ridiculous your belief system is.

“But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.”  -Luke 19:27

 

Religious Dictionary: Priest

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priest/prēst/

Noun: An ordained minister of the Catholic, Orthodox, or Anglican Church having the authority to perform rites, administer sacraments, and touch your children in private.
Also see:  Clergy, Tax Collector, Thief, Pedophile, Costumed Fool
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Religious Dictionary: Tithe

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tithe  (t)

n.

1. One tenth, a tenth part

2. A tenth part of one’s annual income contributed voluntarily or due as a tax, especially for the support of the clergy or church.  These funds are used primarily to pay for the private jets of televangelists or to quiet victims of sexual abuse to prevent scandal.  The funds are collected from the pious, gullible, and especially the elderly by making them feel extremely guilty.
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Religious Dictionary: Messiah

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Mes·si·ah (m-s)

n.

1. also Mes·si·as (m-ss) The anticipated savior of the Jews.  This person is expected to be an American fundamentalist President who will double the funds and military assistance given to Israel.  They’ve only received a trillion dollars of assistance so far.
2. also Messias Christianity Jesus.  Oddly, a Jewish carpenter that roamed the desert pissing off Jews.
3. messiah One who is anticipated as, regarded as, or professes to be a savior or liberator. Example:  Peyton Manning was drafted by the Colts, and liberated them from the doldrums of the NFL.
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Religious Dictionary: Revelation

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rev·e·la·tion

[rev-uh-ley-shuhn]

–noun

1. the act of revealing privileged and previously unknown information, usually to an illiterate fool in the desert.
2. something revealed or disclosed, especially a striking disclosure, as of something not before realized.
Example:  The Lord revealed the Ten Commandments to Moses at Mount Sinai, because the Jews were previously unaware that murder, theft, and perjury were immoral.
3.  The final book  in “The Bible”, where Jesus throws a tantrum and destroys everything and everyone, save a few devout Christians like Pat Robertson.  See also:  Apocalypse.
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