No religion, no money, and photon torpedoes.  The future looks bright.

Have I ever told you about “Derek The Destroyer Of Worlds“?

If this was a game on Xbox Live they “Grand Prairie Family Church” would have unlocked the “supreme ignorance” achievement.

I’m also going to drop this link here, which is just the English translations of the bible and contains no less than 7 versions of the King James bible, (not counting children’s, “easy reading” or bibles based on the King James version) which is itself a revision, for any theist to read before getting their panties in a knot.

What would Jesus do? Exactly….

(Editors note: Porn? Don’t you mean really bad, yet exquisitely good horror?)