Just a handy little translation so that you know what somebody really means when they say “I’ll pray for you”.
Archive for Pictures
Nothing Wrong With This Statue At All
This may in fact be an example of the church being honest and posting their intentions in plain sight with this statue that stand outside a church in Havana. It displays exactly how they intended to “save” the natives…
My Irony Alarm Is Wailing
I wonder if some people ever sit down and actually think before typing or speaking.
Entrance For Brothers
I know we make fun of religion here at Unfollowing Jesus, but sometimes we don’t even have to try. *Insert your own penis joke here*
The Dark Side of the Church
“Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes an…ACK”
Proton Packs At The Ready For Their Greatest Challenge Yet
The Ghostbusters face their greatest challenge yet, but where is Winston Zeddemore?
Why Hath Thou Forsaken Me?
Arguably a valid question from the gospel of Matthew (27:46). My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?
There IS Life After Death
Us atheists were wrong all along. Oh, hang on, maybe not.
When Pregnancy Is Caused By Rape
“The right approach is to accept… a gift of human life… accept what God is giving to you.”
Dirt Plus Magic
Creation Science is starting with a conclusion and then searching for evidence of its innate truth…which is not science. Those that would have us believe our origins are founded in magic and dirt are composed of plenty of the latter and none of the former.
Kids Should Not Be Exposed To Such Things
No kids. You can’t have those games and books or watch that filth on TV. They’ll make you violent and morally depraved.
Stephen Fry – God Is Everywhere
Stephen from on being a humanist, not believing in god and how if there is such a thing as gods then they are capricious.
What Have You Got Without Standards?
You’ve got nothing if you don’t have standards, except perhaps a bad case of genital herpes… That’s why I don’t follow Jesus.
It’s Okay To Enjoy “Adult” Entertainment
If it was good enough for god to indulge in then it should be perfectly fine for the rest of us.
But A Noah’s Ark Theme Park IS Educational
I was going to say that I wonder why kids in the United States can’t get ahead in terms of education, but you know what, I’d be lying. We know very well that decisions like this condemn them to a life-time of superstition and the mental servitude which accompanies it.
The Price of Rape
The book of objective morality tells us that rape has a price that must be paid. The price of rape is paid in silver, which also has a price which is traded on the commodities market. The price of rape is directly proportional to the price of silver. There are those that argue that the [...]
Evolution: The Ale Of Choice For Atheists
This highly controverisal beer is actually a straight-forward, well-balanced, malty amber ale. Tettnanager hops provide a subtle spicy character, which balances out this well-rounded and highly drinkable amber ale. As always, intelligently designed just for intelligent beer-drinkers.
God Reminds Us That He Is Here
And now dear readers, you know exactly why that happens to your camera.
Number One Dad
Let’s not even mention the sacrificing of his own son, to himself, to please himself and save us from sins that he could have prevented in the first place.
Free Will
The latest work by Sam Harris is now available for pre-order. The topic and title is “Free Will”. You may not actually have to choose to purchase this book, as the decision may have already been made by your brain before you realized it. Are we just along for the ride? Sam Harris has said [...]
