Tha Lord

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About Tha Lord

I am Tha Lord your God. Creator of Heaven and Earth and all that bullshit. I don't mean that I am Allah, or Yahweh, or Jesus, or any of that silliness. I've been out of communication with you for over 2000 years. I have seen the horrible atrocities committed in my name. It's time to clear things up.

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Inteligently desinged! Derp

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Make it the comment below if ur not a munky!

Easter: Gaps in Information

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Rabbits laying eggs full of candy and eating ham in honor of a Jew? Something isn’t right

Lack of Faith

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It seems that the Pope is less than convinced that he will survive his own death

Lego Circumcision

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I believe the Irish guy is in the back of the line because he needs the least amount of work done

God Chooses A QB

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God, being the all-knowing GM that he is, knows that a 46% completion percentage isn’t going to get him to the Super Bowl. Wise choice by the man upstairs