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I am Tha Lord your God. Creator of Heaven and Earth and all that bullshit. I don't mean that I am Allah, or Yahweh, or Jesus, or any of that silliness. I've been out of communication with you for over 2000 years. I have seen the horrible atrocities committed in my name. It's time to clear things up.

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Wheel of Ignorance

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I’d like to solve the puzzle Pat

Jesus and the Fishermen

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Modern Jesus tries to persuade some fishermen to lay down their poles and follow him. Apparently they are infidel fishermen

Star Trek and the Future

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No religion, no money, and photon torpedoes. The future looks bright

Noah’s Dilemma

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Noah gets totally stressed out about the logistics of taking every species of animal on Earth onto a boat for over a month

Unintelligent Design

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Not only are we created sick and commanded to be sound as the Hitch has said, we are created with many biological faults that require them to be fixed. Intelligently designed by an omniscient