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I am Tha Lord your God. Creator of Heaven and Earth and all that bullshit. I don't mean that I am Allah, or Yahweh, or Jesus, or any of that silliness. I've been out of communication with you for over 2000 years. I have seen the horrible atrocities committed in my name. It's time to clear things up.

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Pat Condell: In Superstition We Trust

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Pat Condell decries the insanely religious culture of America. ”Insanely Religious” is no understatement. What two words could possibly better describe a country that could produce a “creation museum” and “creation scientists”, televangelists, and

Jesus Fo Sho

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I’m really sorry ’bout your religion and I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems but a God ain’t one

Designed With Us In Mind? Destroying The Myth Of A Manufactured Home

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We find ourselves in a remote corner of our universe in a beautiful yet mediocre galaxy. Perched atop a rocky sphere, with two other pebbles in orbit between us and a violent ball of

Drunk Jesus Prank

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Looks like too much water was changed into too much wine. Again. Jesus needs an intervention

The Rubaiyat of the Thinking Man

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I looked high and low for God But God could not be found The Bible says the world is flat But NASA says it’s round The Bible says man came from dust Darwin