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Some call her a whore, but those who know her know she's just a laid back girl who likes to have a good time. Her turn-ons include silk, satin, and guys who rise from the dead.

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Flirt and Convert?

Flirt and Convert?

Mary Magdalene

There is nothing sexier than Christian pickup lines

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Quiz Show (Bible Contradictions)

Quiz Show (Bible Contradictions)

Mary Magdalene

If you ever hear someone say the Bible does not have multiple contradictions, feel free to point them in the direction of this video

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Even Jesus Loved Lesbians

Even Jesus Loved Lesbians

Mary Magdalene

Why is it religious people hate gays so much, right up until they run across hot lesbians, then it’s allllll good? Even Jesus loved lesbians!

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Spotted in Alabama

Spotted in Alabama

Mary Magdalene

We drive past this every time we go up to see friends in Birmingham. Don’t you love how they try to gently persuade people to go to church down here

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Explaining the Gospel to a Hunger Games Fan

Explaining the Gospel to a Hunger Games Fan

Mary Magdalene

I haven’t read The Hunger Games yet either, but based on what I’ve heard, I’m pretty sure that didn’t happen

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